Children’s Books

By AJ Stairmand

Desmond’s Dragon

Ages 3-5 Years

Imagine finding a dragon outside your bedroom window just like Desmond!

Follow the adventures Desmond has with his dragon.

Archie Dingle’s Flying Caravan

Ages 4-6 Years

Archie Dingletrotter travels with his family from village to village.

Find out what happens when he starts a new school, makes new friends and something magical happens on his birthday.

Petronella Pumpernickel-Pinkstocking-Berck and Big Wart

Ages 7-9 Years

Petronella Pumpernickel-Pinkstocking-Berck is not your usual kind of girl.

Find out about the girl who rides a tractor to school, her adventures, how she fights dragons, serpents, crocodiles and dragons!

Enjoy the tongue -twisting names, crazy family and characters and learn about ‘that spell’ cast on Petronella…

The Phantom Sock Snatcher

Ages 7-9 Years

Who was pinching all the socks leaving people with odd ones?

Jo thought it was strange.

Find out what happens when he sets a trap one night to discover if there really
was a phantom sock snatcher.

Go on a magical adventure with Jo.

The Idiot Family At Home

Ages 9-11 Years

Can you imagine a mother who eats mountains of doughnuts,has a waist of seventy inches, lives in a place called Bullion Castle, has her children named after types of material?

Meet Jimmelta Chew Van Der Bratt and fins out her trials and tribulations and her complicated, but hilarious events she find herself in!

The Idiot Family On Holiday

Ages 9-11 Years

Jimmelta Chew Van Der Bratt is at it again, dragging her family into the silliest of situation and creating chaos in the most unusual places.

Find out what happens when the family goes on holiday in a handbag shaped yacht to Marmalade Island in the Caribbean and all the hilarious adventures that take place!